499 Losers For Every Winner

Fable Of Kenny And The Dead Donkey Is Obliquely Redolent Of Local Government Financial Policies In Dover Township

The Dead Donkey Fable Has Particularly Important Implications For The 11,300 Registered Republicans And 7800 Democrats Who Were Abandoned And Betrayed By The Recent Republi-Crat Deal

Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

Bad News: The Donkey Died

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Raffle Off The Dead Donkey

Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny, "Sure I can.

“Watch me”, he said.

I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

What Happened With The Dead Donkey?

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.”

499 Losers - One Disappointed Winner

Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny eventually became a leader of the Republican Party in Dover Township

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