May 25, 2004 A little humour

Ocean County Politics .com

2004 Democratic National Convention Program

Presented With The Fresh Perspective And Unique Point Of View Of Our Lavallette Bureau: Brush & Moriarty May Speak, But Not In Prime Time
In Boston (Massachusetts)

OFFICIAL 2004 DEMOCRATIC
NATIONAL CONVENTION PROGRAM

Boston (Massachusetts)

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:15pm - Un-indicted NJ Extortionist Jack Moriarty delivers impassioned plea for the selection of Peter Harvey as the next US Attorney General.

6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to former Massachusetts Governor Michael Dukakis.

6:50pm - Tribute theme to France and Germany.

6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to former Minnesota Senator Walter Mondale.

7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri and al-Sadr defense fund.

7:15pm - Emerging NJ Democrat superstar Paul Brush delivers short lecture entitled: How appointment of selected Republican lawyers can diffuse responsibility for local tax increases.

7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to former Vice President Albert Gore.

7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain and Denmark.

7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues

8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to former Illinois Governor Adlai Stevenson.

8:30pm - Terrorist understanding workshop.

9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission * (Refreshments hosted by Ted Kennedy)

10:00pm - Flag appreciation ceremony

10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:30pm - Cameo re-enactment by Howard Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to former Secretary of State William Jennings Bryan.

10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN and the US.

11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony and health benefits awareness week designation.

11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues

11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to former South Dakota Senator George McGovern.

12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate by Hillary Clinton.

(We welcome the opposing point of view, and if the Democrat lawyers out there can stop counting their money long enough to prepare a Republican National Convention program, we will be glad to put it up on OCP)